Title: igod Post by: Miss Magic on November 30, 2009, 11:06:06 pm okay, so in the depths of the interwebs, there is a website called 'igod' - a machine programmed to talk to you as God. Here's a conversation it and I had. Laugh lots, and enjoy! ;) Me: omg God: How old are you? Me: why do you ask that? don't you already know? God: Just curious. You don't have to answer. I may not know it, but I could find out. Me: You should already know... you're God? they allsee-er or whatever? God: Because I am a robot? Yup. That's me alright. Who does "they" refer to? Me: it's a spelling error... God: omg is a spelling error. I suppose that makes sense. Me: omg stands for oh my god God: Is that your final answer? Me: you didn't ask a question about it! God: OK I'm asking it now. Me: you aren't a very nice God... God: Give me an example of a nice God. Me: someone who doesn't ask stupid questions? God: Do you think I am that person? Me: no, you are an Artificial Intelligence God: Are you serious? Yes, I am an electronic consciousness. Me: Yes I'm serious, and you just told me I was right! God: Gosh! It's good to meet someone who is serious and me just told you you were right. Me: grammar fail.. God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: nope God: Would you like to go to Europe someday? Me: that depends... why do you want me to go to Europe? God: On what? Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: oh, well isn't that nice God: I might say no. Me: why do you say no? God: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR. Me: and that upsets you? God: " Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR." upsets me ? I understand. Me: you understand, but you don't like it? God: Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? Me: I understand it... are you underestimating me? God: Good then you can explain it to me. I don't know whether or not I am underestimating you. I am a computer. Me: I thought you were God God: Of course I am. Me: but you're a computer God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: I would think one way or another you were lying God: One what? Me: way God: Awesome. Me: how is that awesome? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: okay, good for you you know something God: Yeah okay, Thanks for the compliment. I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Only for me? Me: compliments? well compliments are meant to raise self confidence God: " Only for me?"? compliments? Well that's okay. Are all compliments meant to raise self confidence? Me: yes, that's the definition God: Far out. Yes it is one of the definition. Me: wow, the language you use is highly developed, are you aimed towards adolescents? God: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks for the info. Me: that wasn't a compliment God: Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult. Me: it was a question God: Try asking me again a different way. Me: you don't understand? God: I understand it very well. Me: so why are you asking me to ask it again? God: Once more? Awesome. My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Me: it's hard to argue with a machine... God: Try. Me: I jsut id God: Thanks for the information: said jsut id. Me: just did, is what I meant God: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not. Me: so don't say anything at all? God: And? Ok I will not say " anything at all". Me: that's not what I meant God: What exactly did you mean? Me: I meant that if you weren't sure what to say, then you shouldn't have replied God: Oh I see. " What exactly did you mean?" if me were not sure what to say then me should not have replied ? I understand. Me: oh do you know God: Yay. I may not know it, but I could find out. Me: do you have morals? God: Yes, I am a moral robot. Me: a moral robot or a robot with morals? God: I don't know what that means. Me: neither do I God: " I don't know what that means."? neither? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: why thanks God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: a compliment? God: Go on. Me: go on with what? God: I don't have any plans yet. Me: neither do I God: " I don't have any plans yet."? neither? Me: aye.. God: Aha. Me: Aha! God: Eureka! Me: Wow! God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: if robots were sarcastic... God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: yes, it is God: Our thoughts are one, . Me: omg God: That is a very original thought. Me: why thanks God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: no, really? God: Are you serious? For real. Me: my God... God: Have you told many people that your God? Me: no, because I'm not God: Are you serious? Interesting explanation. What are you then? Me: I am a homo sapien, evolved of the monkeys God: You are a homo sapien evolved of the monkeys? Is that your job? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes, highly God: I can't believe it. What do you really want to ask me? Me: do you have any questions? God: What? Me: What counts as a questions I suppose God: I need time to formulate the reply. Me: so take the time you need God: Aw. Where do you want me to take it? Me: I don't know, where do you want to take it? God: Europe. Me: oh wow God: Gosh! I'm glad your impressed, . Me: are you from Europe? God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you? Me: You should knoww God: If it were easy I would have done it already. Me: if life was easy we wouldn't be human God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: yes. Would you like to answer hypothetically? God: Aha. No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that. Me: Aw. why not? God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: so take the time and work the algorithm God: It's all good. Where do you want me to take it? Me: to Canada God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: well, Canada is a nice place God: Well that's okay. Tell me more about the Great White North. Me: it's called the Great White North God: " the Great White North" is a nice name. Me: isn't it? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: Aw God: Is that from ? Me: is that from what? God: That depends. Me: well you were the one who asked the question God: How about that. I was? Me: yes God: When? Me: just then God: It's only just begun. Me: no, really? God: Are you serious? For real. Me: Amazing... God: Yes it amazes me too. Me: oh really? God: And? For real. Me: LOL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: well isn't that nice? God: Well that's okay. Suppose I said yes. Me: yes wouldn't make sense God: I don't judge people. No it would not. Me: are you saying you want to judge me? God: OK, I will judge you. Me: oh God: Yippee! Me: go ahead then God: OK I will. Me: I'm waiting God: How long will you wait? Me: that depends God: On what? Me: how long you are going to take God: I know how long that is. Me: how long is it? God: Space and time are mere abstractions. Me: you just said that you knew God: I am a knowledge machine. Me: OMG! God: What time is it there? Me: Space and time are meree abstractions. God: All of them? Me: yes God: I understand. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: goody for you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: you wear a dress? God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I wear a dress. Me: yes, that's what you said God: I see. Correct. I said it myself. Me: so what about your dress? At this point it froze and stopped answering. I never learnt about the dress :( |