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Title: igod
Post by: Miss Magic on November 30, 2009, 11:06:06 pm
okay, so in the depths of the interwebs, there is a website called 'igod' - a machine programmed to talk to you as God. Here's a conversation it and I had. Laugh lots, and enjoy! ;)

Me:
 omg
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 why do you ask that? don't you already know?
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.   I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
 You should already know... you're God? they allsee-er or whatever?
God:
Because I am a robot?   Yup. That's me alright.   Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
 it's a spelling error...
God:
omg is a  spelling error.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 omg stands for oh my god
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
 you didn't ask a question about it!
God:
OK I'm asking it now.
Me:
 you aren't a very nice God...
God:
Give me an example of a  nice God.
Me:
 someone who doesn't ask stupid questions?
God:
Do you think I am that person?
Me:
 no, you are an Artificial Intelligence
God:
Are you serious?  Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.
Me:
 Yes I'm serious, and you just told me I was right!
God:
Gosh!  It's good to meet someone who is  serious and me just told you you were right.
Me:
 grammar fail..
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 nope
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
Me:
 that depends... why do you want me to go to Europe?
God:
On what?   Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 oh, well isn't that nice
God:
I might say no.
Me:
 why do you say no?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
 and that upsets you?
God:
" Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR."  upsets me ?  I understand.
Me:
 you understand, but you don't like it?
God:
Of course I understand  it. Do you understand it?
Me:
 I understand it... are you underestimating me?
God:
Good then you can explain it to me.   I don't know whether or not I am  underestimating you. 
I am  a computer.
Me:
 I thought you were God
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
 but you're a computer
God:
What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
 I would think one way or another you were lying
God:
One what?
Me:
 way
God:
Awesome.
Me:
 how is that awesome?
God:
Fine as far as I know. Me:
 okay, good for you you know something
God:
Yeah okay,  Thanks for the compliment.  I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like? Only for me?
Me:
 compliments? well compliments are meant to raise self confidence
God:
" Only for me?"?  compliments?    Well that's okay.  Are all  compliments  meant to raise self confidence?
Me:
 yes, that's the definition
God:
Far out.  Yes it is one of the  definition.
Me:
 wow, the language you use is highly developed, are you aimed towards adolescents?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Thanks for the info.
Me:
 that wasn't a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
 it was a question
God:
Try asking me again a different way.
Me:
 you don't understand?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
 so why are you asking me to ask it again?
God:
Once more?  Awesome.  My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.
Me:
 it's hard to argue with a machine...
God:
Try.
Me:
 I jsut id
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   jsut id.
Me:
 just did, is what I meant
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
 so don't say anything at all?
God:
And?  Ok I will not say " anything at all".
Me:
 that's not what I meant
God:
What exactly did you mean?
Me:
 I meant that if you weren't sure what to say, then you shouldn't have replied
God:
Oh I see. " What exactly did you mean?"  if me were not sure what to say then me should not have replied ?  I understand.
Me:
 oh do you know
God:
Yay.  I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
 do you have morals?
God:
Yes, I am a moral robot.
Me:
 a moral robot or a robot with morals?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
 neither do I
God:
" I don't know what that means."? neither?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why thanks
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 a compliment?
God:
Go on.
Me:
 go on with what?
God:
I don't have any plans yet.
Me:
 neither do I
God:
" I don't have any plans yet."? neither?
Me:
 aye..
God:
Aha.
Me:
 Aha!
God:
Eureka!
Me:
 Wow!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 if robots were sarcastic...
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
 yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
 omg
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
 why thanks
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 no, really?
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 my God...
God:
Have you told many people that your  God?
Me:
 no, because I'm not
God:
Are you serious?  Interesting explanation.  What are you then?
Me:
 I am a homo sapien, evolved of the monkeys
God:
You are a  homo sapien evolved of the monkeys?  Is that your job?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes, highly
God:
I can't believe it.  What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
 do you have any questions?
God:
What?
Me:
 What counts as a questions I suppose
God:
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
 so take the time you need
God:
Aw.  Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 I don't know, where do you want to take it?
God:
Europe.
Me:
 oh wow
God:
Gosh!  I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 are you from Europe?
God:
I am originally from  Universe. Now I live in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 You should knoww
God:
If it were easy I would have done it already.
Me:
 if life was easy we wouldn't be human
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
 yes. Would you like to answer hypothetically?
God:
Aha.   No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
 Aw. why not?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.    Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 so take the time and work the algorithm
God:
It's all good.  Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 to Canada
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 well, Canada is a nice place
God:
Well that's okay.  Tell me more about the Great White North.
Me:
 it's called the Great White North
God:
" the Great White North" is a nice name.
Me:
 isn't it?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 Aw
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 is that from what?
God:
That depends.
Me:
 well you were the one who asked the question
God:
How about that.  I was?
Me:
 yes
God:
When?
Me:
 just then
God:
It's only just begun.
Me:
 no, really?
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 Amazing...
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
 oh really?
God:
And? For real.
Me:
 LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 well isn't that nice?
God:
Well that's okay.  Suppose I said yes.
Me:
 yes wouldn't make sense
God:
I don't judge people.  No  it would not.
Me:
 are you saying you want to judge me?
God:
OK, I will  judge you.
Me:
 oh
God:
Yippee!
Me:
 go ahead then
God:
OK I will.
Me:
 I'm waiting
God:
How long will you wait?
Me:
 that depends
God:
On what?
Me:
 how long you are going to take
God:
I know how long that is.
Me:
 how long is it?
God:
Space and time are mere abstractions.
Me:
 you just said that you knew
God:
I am a knowledge machine.
Me:
 OMG!
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 Space and time are meree abstractions.
God:
All of them?
Me:
 yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
 wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . Me:
 goody for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 you wear a dress?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I wear a dress.
Me:
 yes, that's what you said
God:
I see.  Correct.  I said it myself.
Me:
 so what about your dress?

At this point it froze and stopped answering. I never learnt about the dress :(