What title do you give this one?!

[mollytime]

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the

1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe

these were actually done by first graders Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these

are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses   

until they stop running.


2. Strike while the
   
bug is close.


3. It's always darkest before

Daylight Saving Time.


4. Never underestimate the power of
   
termites.


5. You can lead a horse to water but

How?


6. Don't bite the hand that   

looks dirty.

7.
   

No news is
   

impossible

8.
   

A miss is as good as a
   

Mr.

9.
   

You can't teach an old dog new
   

Math

10.
   

If you lie down with dogs, you'll
   

stink in the morning.

11.
   

Love all, trust
   

Me.

12.
   

The pen is mightier than the
   

pigs.

13.
   

An idle mind is
   

the best way to relax.

14.
   

Where there's smoke there's
   

pollution.

15.
   

Happy the bride who
   

gets all the presents.

16.
   

A penny saved is
   

not much.

17.
   

Two's company, three's
   

the Musketeers.

18.
   

Don't put off till tomorrow what
   

you put on to go to bed.

19.
   

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and
   

You have to blow your nose.

20.
   

There are none so blind as
   

Stevie Wonder.

21.
   

Children should be seen and not
   

spanked or grounded.

22.
   

If at first you don't succeed
   

get new batteries.

23.
   

You get out of something only what you
   


See in the picture on the box

24.
   

When the blind lead the blind
   

get out of the way.

25.
   

A bird in the hand
   

is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26.
   

Better late than
   

Pregnant









Ahahahahahahaha!

[Miss Magic]

hum, where did some of those children get such ideas??

[mollytime]

Yeah. When they say children, is there a restriction on age limit though?

[Miss Magic]

well, they're 1st Graders

4-6yos

[mollytime]

what on earth are parents teaching their children these days.
*tsk tsk*


But they are funny. I love the one where it says,
when the blind lead the blind, get out of the way.


Lol.