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« on: July 07, 2010, 04:08:18 am »

Rule Number one, no copying people. If the quote is already up, find another one.
That's the only rule. Have fun.
Ok, I'll start it off.

Legolas   'Forty-two.'
Gimli   'I myself am sitting pretty on forty-three.'
Legolas   (fires arrow onto the orc Gimli is sitting on while smoking a pipe.) 'Forty-three'.
Gimli   'He was already dead!'
Legolas  'He wast twitching.'
Gimli   'He's twitching coz he's got ma axe embedded in his nervous system!' Gimli shakes the handle of his axe, which is half way into the orcs' head. His legs and arms twitch.


LOL! It's in the Two Towers near the end after the battle for Helm's Deep. Good movie, but watch number one first, the Fellowship of the Rings.

Next, Gimli and Aragorn are preparing to jump onto a bridge to get rid of orcs, allowing the men to board up the entrance to Helm's Deep.

Aragorn   'It's a long way.'
Gimli, looks around the corner then leanes back against the wall  'Toss me.'
Aragorn looks at Gimli with a smile, cocking his ehad.
Gimli   'I cannnot jump the distance, you're gonna have to toss me!'
Aragorn grabs him, pulling him onto the other side of him, closer to the ridge.
Gimli  'Wait. Don't tell the elf.'
Aragorn   'Not a word.'

Yet again Gimli's pride comes in. Just so you know, Gimli is a dwarf, very short, and hates Legolas, the elf, played by Orlando Bloom. Watch Two Towers and you'll see. It's before the end of the big fight, before Gandalf appears with Eomer.

As you can tell, I've been watching LOTR.

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elmo loves wasabi, that's why elmo has no eyelids[quoted by elmo]

say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2010, 12:21:11 am »

Gallahad: Let me go back! I can face a bit of peril!
Lancelot: no you can't! it's too perilous!
Gallahad: yes I can! I can handle them all by myself!
Lancelot: no you can't
Gallahad: I bet you're gay

(Monty Python and the holy grail, the part where it's all the young girls in the castle with Sir Gallahad and Lancelot storms in and pulls him out xD)

French guy: I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberry!

Now go away before I taunt you a second time!
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2010, 11:12:41 pm »

Lol, I luv that movie.




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elmo loves wasabi, that's why elmo has no eyelids[quoted by elmo]

say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
[Quoted on Live For Peace]

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