I am a Cannibis plant (I intend to take over the world)

[piersdad]

I am a cannabis plant.
I intend to take over the world. 
This is how I will do it
Eons ago I started the process I found out that grazing animals loved the seeds on my plant and they left them in warm manure all over the place, lovely for me.
Over the hundreds of years my best seeds that made the strongest cannabis oil were the best.
Eventually I found out that only the most intelligent of the animals were smart enough to find the leaves when eaten gave them the best good feeling effect.

This was not too good as when they were stoned out of their minds they were eaten by the predators.

This was a bit of a stale mate and it was not till the supremely intelligent animal came along and started to burn my dried leaves and inhale the smoke,  then incredibly they  slavishly collected my seeds and planted them lovingly.

What a lovely thing to happen.  My chief competitor the tobacco plant was at this time killing off too many humans and was in serious trouble.
My leaves were now becoming really strong in cannabis and I was able to give my hosts a really good feeling.

What the humans don’t realize is that is that while they are using my leaves the cannabis is quietly killing off the short term memory brain cells and  at the same time  making them feel that the cannabis is not  effecting them and is really good for them.

Soon the seven percent margin will be reached where 7%  of the population of a certain group will believe my effects are harmless and then they will be strong enough to petition their governments for legalization of my use.

Already I have succeeded in several countries in getting  my use legalized and  slowly the effects are creeping up on them by killing off their brain cells and further  enabling to make all the world my devoted slaves.

I can wait for eons for the effect to take place and as the global warming comes into effect and the humans get highly stressed they will further promote my cause and turn to me for comfort.
I can wait   ---- one day I will be king of a stressed out world  with slaves  growing my plants and worshiping me,  their brains totally befuddled  but at lest they will be happy

What they can’t realize that when I kill a brain cell it won’t let them know and the memory the brain cell held will also die with it 
What a devious trick.  Hope it works


PS i have designs on alcohol but thats a long way off yet
 

[Miss Magic]

o.o a sobering thought indeed

[mollytime]

someone feed it pesticide.