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« on: June 14, 2009, 02:16:56 am »

 

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to
Rome with her husband.

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: "Rome? Why
would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to
go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking
Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "Continental?"
exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are
old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So,
where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at this exclusive little
place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." "Don't go any
further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it's gonna be something
special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the
city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're
overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people
trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on
this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser
asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in
one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they
bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I
had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And
the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job
and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were
overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no
extra charge!" "Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and
good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope." "Actually, we were
quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me
on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the
visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and
wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes
later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand; I knelt down
and he spoke a few words to me." "Oh really! What'd he say?" He
said: "Where'd you get the **** hairdo?"
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 03:42:26 am »

haha, many versions of this story I've heard, and I laugh everytime Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 03:29:25 am »

iN THE WORDS OF TARGET, SHAME ON YOU, HAIRDRESSER, FOR NOT DOING A BETTER JOB ON THAT WOMAN'S HEAD.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 09:18:49 pm »

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February 26, 2017, 08:29:23 am piersdad says: found i have still admin on this page  sadly storydad has dissappeared  thank goodness some of my stories are still about
December 02, 2012, 11:20:41 am piersdad says: we have a lot of people  just posting  some thing  never related to writing  and then advertizing their site on their profile  if this gets out of hand we could go viral and get 40 a day of this sort of person spamming the site
May 17, 2012, 09:05:50 pm terrimcintyre says: How is your book doing, Jennifer? Did you see my review on Amazon?
May 31, 2011, 12:52:28 am Miss Magic says: thanks piersdad
May 30, 2011, 09:41:00 pm piersdad says: Oledakit is the cupprit and ip banned as well as the name
May 30, 2011, 09:39:24 pm piersdad says: removed heaps of spam this morning
January 25, 2011, 11:18:53 pm mollytime says: awwww.
so how many have we got now?
January 05, 2011, 04:24:06 pm Miss Magic says: Loss of members: I entered everyone's names into a listed spammer database due to suspicious joining. Sadly, those that I found with 3 or more hits on that site have been banned and removed from MM's Forum
December 13, 2010, 02:52:43 pm mollytime says: WHERE DID ALL THE SHOUTS GO??
I win.
December 13, 2010, 05:26:40 am Miss Magic says: wow!
I have a few more chapters of The New Beginning to put up in a few days Smiley I'm amazed at all the new members!
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