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« on: June 17, 2009, 04:49:44 pm »

I need a bulb for the horn on my car and as it is vintage car there is none made for the last 20 years
 In fact bulb horns went out in the 1926 and the old one was totally perished.
I asked around friends if they knew of a supply of this very rare object.
It was just a large rubber bulb that fitted on the end of the vintage cars air horn and when you squeezed it went KKLLAAARRRK ? like a goose in great pain.

Well it was several weeks till a lady told me that a chemist shop might help but did not elaborate on what it might be off.
 I asked around other friends and soon found out the article I wanted it was called? A boogie and its use was used for a medical purpose but they did not elaborate on what it was used for.

So green as grass and only 18 years old I bowled into the chemists shop and asked the attractive young lady attendant? for a boogie.? She seemed embarrassed and said
  "I had better ask the? chemist"
and called the boss over.
I again asked for a boogie and the chemist asked me what I wanted it for.
I in my innocence said I wanted it for my horn.
 The chemist grinned widely and said
 “Do you know what a boogie is used for”
“No sir”
“It used for relieving constipated people of their hardened poohs”
 At this I was getting rather embarrassed and asked if I could see one.
 When he produced the article it appeared to have all sorts of bits that fitted to the end of a large rubber bulb.
It was used to inject soapy water in unmentionable placed to relieve constipation.
“You say you wanted it for your horn”
“Yes sir its for my car “
“Ahh your car horn” he replied with some relief.
The rubber bulb was just what I wanted and after it was wrapped up I exited the chemist shop not daring to look the lovely young lady assistant in the eye.

After that I threw the accessories away and attached the bulb to the cars horn.
Well from then on every time I blew this horn it reminded me of a loud FAARRT? rather than a goose in great pain.
 
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2010, 03:37:38 am »

*blush!* how embarrassing! well written sir! Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2010, 03:34:44 am »

the first word I saw when I looked at this post was the word 'constipated'. Have not gotten any further as such though.
Hee hee.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2010, 05:02:59 pm »

you would, mollytime Tongue
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February 26, 2017, 08:29:23 am piersdad says: found i have still admin on this page  sadly storydad has dissappeared  thank goodness some of my stories are still about
December 02, 2012, 11:20:41 am piersdad says: we have a lot of people  just posting  some thing  never related to writing  and then advertizing their site on their profile  if this gets out of hand we could go viral and get 40 a day of this sort of person spamming the site
May 17, 2012, 09:05:50 pm terrimcintyre says: How is your book doing, Jennifer? Did you see my review on Amazon?
May 31, 2011, 12:52:28 am Miss Magic says: thanks piersdad
May 30, 2011, 09:41:00 pm piersdad says: Oledakit is the cupprit and ip banned as well as the name
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so how many have we got now?
January 05, 2011, 04:24:06 pm Miss Magic says: Loss of members: I entered everyone's names into a listed spammer database due to suspicious joining. Sadly, those that I found with 3 or more hits on that site have been banned and removed from MM's Forum
December 13, 2010, 02:52:43 pm mollytime says: WHERE DID ALL THE SHOUTS GO??
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December 13, 2010, 05:26:40 am Miss Magic says: wow!
I have a few more chapters of The New Beginning to put up in a few days Smiley I'm amazed at all the new members!
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