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« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 09:42:18 pm »

There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He woke in the night,
with a terrible fright,
and found it was perfectly true!

gah! where did I learn that?! I don't know, but it's been bugging me all day. This line has been annoying also:

'Beautiful words and bright new worlds may do me in'

I know it's off an ad, but I can't remember which!
Aaaah I hate memory troubles...
Does anyone else get them?
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« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2009, 02:07:40 am »

wait til you are my age with millions of memories to plague you
if a bad memory comes then try to find a pleasant one and deliberatly use it to drown the other

so nothing ever worries me except leadenrax

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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2009, 06:50:10 am »

aah thats smart  Grin
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2009, 03:20:17 pm »

Many people have‘savant’ ability and mine is recognizing the sound of the older motors.
 My own recent surprise was to hear a motor car racing past and though I should know it.
The car appeared to be vintage sports in the 1934 era.  It was 6 cylinders and going fast.
It was a week later I realized I had only heard the motor some 55 years ago at a vintage rally and it was a sunbeam motor but this time beautifully restored and new and going fast.
A search of the net showed I had seen a 1931 sunbeam 2 seater car

So here is a humorous tale from way back
This gent was telling every one that he could identify every car from the sound of its motor.
So his friends sat him down in a chair and blind folded him so he could not see any of the cars going past on the road.
All went well as he correctly identified a buick and its year a Hudson and its year and so on.
The party was amazed at his ability tell every car correctly till some one went to the toilet near by and flushed it.

Ahha he said a model T ford 1914
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« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2009, 01:24:21 am »

*prides herself on being able to recognise the difference between a Honda and a Suzuki*
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« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2009, 03:33:15 am »

Hahaha!! Grin
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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2009, 06:58:18 pm »

don't laugh!   Embarrassed
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« Reply #22 on: November 21, 2009, 12:28:12 pm »

Kiwi favourite the Moro bar is the latest in a line of Cadbury products to soon be made offshore.

The news follows last week's furore over the production of Minties moving to Thailand, resulting in a change in the taste and texture of the chewy lolly.

With Moro - New Zealand's best-selling chocolate bar - Crunchie, Perky Nana, Jet Planes and Milk Shakes will soon be made in Melbourne. But never fear - Jaffas, Chocolate Fish and Pineapple Lumps will stay in Dunedin.




next thing they will be off shore the production of milk as the cows here fart too much and cost more because of kyoto  agreement
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« Reply #23 on: November 22, 2009, 10:30:41 pm »

wow that's just cruel
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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2009, 12:34:41 pm »

might be cheaper to make my own moro bars any way
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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2009, 10:16:46 pm »

wow, how would you do that?
ad just looking at the ad above me, they've finalised the date and event that's gonna kill us in 2012 Tongue

hit by a giant meteorite on December 21st apparently...
goodness, so unoriginal
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« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2009, 05:05:31 pm »

does that mean we miss out on a xmas??? No! Somone go and delay that metoerite! Not nice.
N E way, hope u guys have a merry xmas. Im saying it now, just in case I forget. Lol
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« Reply #27 on: April 05, 2010, 02:06:06 am »

I won't get to go on an oe *sniff sniff*
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« Reply #28 on: July 13, 2010, 12:22:54 am »

just do what I did ages ago. Bunk school and say its educational.
*titters*

anyway, random as this may be, did you know....damn goldfish genes. Forgot what I was going to say.
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« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2010, 04:11:01 am »

He’s not dead… he’s electroencephalographically challenged.
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February 26, 2017, 08:29:23 am piersdad says: found i have still admin on this page  sadly storydad has dissappeared  thank goodness some of my stories are still about
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