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« on: November 30, 2009, 01:10:29 am »

it says at the end pass it on to 10 friends and get good luck etc.

well these emails are started by email miners looking for valid email to spam to.
so they hope to get it back some time and filled with heaps of every ones private collection of friends emails.

so don't pass them on just copy and paste them here for every one to read  
here is the first one.


A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twisting on the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door.
She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention, but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it!
"And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. "I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question.
"Well, I want to talk to you about my brother," Tess answered back in the same annoyed tone. "He's really, really sick...and I want to buy a miracle."
"I beg your pardon?" said the pharmacist.
"His name is Andrew, and he has something bad growing inside his head, and my Daddy says only a miracle can save him now. So how much does a miracle cost?"
"We don't sell miracles here, little girl. I'm sorry, but I can't help you," the pharmacist said, softening a little.
"Listen, I have the money to pay for it. If it isn't enough, I will get the rest. Just tell me how much it costs."
The pharmacist's brother was a well dressed man. He stooped down and asked the little girl, "What kind of a miracle does your brother need?"
"I don't know," Tess replied with her eyes welling up. I just know he's really sick, and Mommy says he needs an operation. But my Daddy can't pay for it, so I want to use my money."
"How much do you have?" asked the man from Chicago.
"One dollar and eleven cents," Tess answered barely audibly. "And it's all the money I have, but I can get some more if I need to."
"Well, what a coincidence," smiled the man. "A dollar and eleven cents--the exact price of a miracle for little brothers."
He took her money in one hand and with the other hand he grasped her mitten and said "Take me to where you live. I want to see your brother and meet your parents. Let's see if I have the miracle you need."
That well dressed man was a surgeon specializing in neurosurgery. The operation was completed free of charge, and it wasn't long until Andrew was home again and doing well.
Mom and Dad were happily talking about the chain of events that had led them to this place.
"That surgery," her Mom whispered. "was a real miracle. I wonder how much it would have cost?"
Tess smiled. She knew exactly how much a miracle cost...one dollar and eleven cents...plus the faith of a little child.
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 01:14:06 am »

awwwww!
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 01:20:14 am »

you made me cry, and I don't like crying. very cute and sad in a good way.

his is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON YOU
> DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!
>
> My name is Chris,
> I am three,
> My eyes are swollen...
> I cannot see.
>
>
>
>
>
> I must be stupid,
> I must be bad,
> What else could have made,
> My daddy so mad?
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> I wish I were better,
> I wish I weren't ugly,
> Then maybe my mommy,
> Would still want to hug me.
>
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> I can't do a wrong,
> I can't speak at all,
> Or else I'm locked up,
> All day long.
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> When I'm awake,
> I'm all alone,
> The house is dark,
> My folks aren't home.
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> When my mommy does come home,
> I'll try and be nice,
> So maybe I'll just get,
> One whipping tonight.
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>
> I just heard a car,
> My daddy is back,
> From Charlie's bar
>
>
>
> I hear him curse,
> My name is called ,
> I press myself,
> Against the wall.
>
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>
>
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> I try to hide,
> From his evil eyes,
> I'm so afraid now,
> I'm starting to cry.
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> He finds me weeping,
> Calls me ugly words,
> He says its my fault,
> He suffers at work.
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> He slaps and hits me,
> And yells at me more,
> I finally get free,
> And run to the door.
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> He's already locked it,
> And I start to bawl,
> He takes me and throws me,
> Against the hard wall.
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> I fall to the floor,
> With my bones nearly broken,
> And my daddy continues,
> With more bad words spoken.
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> 'I'm sorry!', I scream,
> But it's now much to late,
> His face has been twisted,
> Into a unimaginable sh ape.
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> The hurt and the pain,
> Again and again,
> O please God, have mercy!
> O please let it end!
>
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>
>
> And he finally stops,
> And heads for the door,
> While I lay there motionless,
> Sprawled on the floor.
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> My name is Chris,
> I am three,
> Tonight my daddy,
> Murdered me.
>
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> And you can help,
> Sickens me to the soul,
> If you read this,
> And don't pass it on.
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> I pray for your forgiveness,
> You would have to be,
> One heartless person,
> Not to be affected,
> By this Poem.
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> And because you ARE affected,
> Do something about it!
> So all I ask you to do,
> Is pass this on!
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> IF YOU ARE AGAINST
> CHILD ABUSE!
> Post this as 'Daddy ... It hurts'
>
> If you do not send this to
> everyone you know
> Then you obviously don't care about child abuse.
>
> At first I thought this was just a chain letter
> And I wasn't going to send it either,
> But now I realize that this is an important
> situation.
>
>
>
> At least 5 children each day from around the world die from
> child abuse!!!!
>

somebody make a death penalty to child abuse.
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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 01:38:18 am »

Cry
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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 01:51:44 am »

i know.
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say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
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« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2009, 03:34:39 am »


A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You're going to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for a short trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet. Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge. A diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing. Diarrhoea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assure her he'll be over shortly to examine everything. When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. on him, the walls, etc. "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks. He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever seen a fart!"

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« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2009, 08:44:21 pm »

eww.....
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 10:17:44 pm »

yuch! Shocked
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elmo loves wasabi, that's why elmo has no eyelids[quoted by elmo]

say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 10:56:39 pm »

That truly is just gross Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 01:44:02 pm »

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT
LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CHURCHES
THAN CASINOS.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,
THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND
THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN
AND CASHED IN.







THIS IS DONE BY




CHIP MONKS!

OH, I AM SO SORRY, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE IT COMING DID YOU ?




GOTCHA !!
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2009, 01:26:40 am »

...Lol.
Gambling Parishioners.
Great. And in Las Vegas.
Lol, definitely.
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say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 01:33:19 am »

that is sad... LOL
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 02:00:23 am »

as in teary sad, or pathetic sad?
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say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 02:30:18 am »

pathetic sad rofl
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 02:33:10 am »

translation of rofl?
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elmo loves wasabi, that's why elmo has no eyelids[quoted by elmo]

say ha:HA! Say it again: HA!
Put it together and what have you got?:HA HA!
And they said I couldn't make you laugh...
[Quoted on Live For Peace]

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